This one goes out to toothpaste.
I have never had to have any dental work done, and I know that is no small miracle due to a combination of genetics, geography and good hygiene. I will continue to do my part and hope I die with all my own teeth still in my head.
So to my new dentist I saw for the first time today, toothpaste has served me well. Now I expect you to hold up your part of the bargain.